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Maybe today someone will bring me a book called “How to turn your house into a goddamn Fort Knox”
Someone just walked into my living room, split all my coffee, and asked me what I was reading. I don’t know how she got in, but I blame my rapscallion of a son and the key I keep hidden under my Jimi Hendrix Chia Pet on the front stoop. I told her to get out of my goddamn house and tossed a copy of “Outliers” by Malcolm Gladwell at her head on the way out.
She took the goddamn book with her, so I guess she found out what I was reading anyway, that saucy minx.
Someone out there on this here Internet thing should either track her down and get my book back for me or read the book themselves. Personally, I want to get to the end so Mr. Gladwell can explain to me and the universe why I am so goddamn fantastic.
Stay away from my Chia Pets,
Upton